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Over the late 1980s and early 1990s, during the legendary on-and-off love-hate relationship between “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan or the “Macho Man” Randy Savage, you were either a Hulkamaniac or a fan of the Macho Madness.

It was a mutually exclusive thing. There was practically no overlap between the fan bases of either WWE Superstar.

Either you bought into the wholesome “train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins” Real American persona of the Hulkster, or you were a devotee of the diametrically-opposed measured intensity and madness of the Macho Man. It was the Atomic Legdrop versus the Big Elbow, “Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?” versus “Oh yeeeeahhh!!! Dig it!!!”

I hated Hulk Hogan. He was the predictable, too-white-bread-to-be-real, ultimate boy scout – the golden boy who never could seem to lose.

The Macho Man was just infinitesimally so much cooler, with his awesomer-than-awesome shades, crazy bushwhackin’ beard, sequined robes, and over-the-top flamboyant persona. When the Mega-Powers exploded in 1989, I was heartbroken that Hulk Hogan ended the year-long World Championship reign of Randy Savage.

Randy Savage never came out on top. He always came up with the short end of the stick when he faced down the invincible Hulk Hogan. It was frustrating to see Randy Savage claw and chop and axhandle his way to near-victory each time, only to have Hogan do his trademark “Hulk up” after absorbing the Macho Man’s patented Big Elbow, hit the Big Boot, drop the leg, and cover him for the 1-2-3.

He was the ultimate loser, always one step from snapping, never able to overcome the one big barrier of the Hulkster, never able to truly step out of his shadow. He was always the flawed anti-hero, doomed to fall, but never relenting in his emotion or intensity.

That, I think, is why I loved him so much, and why it was so gratifying to watch him lose his retirement match against the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania VII, but win ultimate redemption in what I think remains to be wrestling’s single greatest soap opera moment – his emotional reunion with his one true love, Miss Elizabeth, as he finally rode off into the sunset with the one thing that mattered most to him.

I genuinely cried when I watched this moment the first time, and I still get all damp twenty years later.

The Macho Man was one of a kind – the most flamboyant, craziest, most intense character the wrestling world has ever seen, and it tears me up that he passed away at the age of 58 in a heart-attack-induced car accident just a few days ago, just one year after he finally found peace and married his latest wife.

I am so glad that the WWE paid him a video tribute on the May 23rd edition of Raw. It was a bit of a shock, knowing how many bridges he had burned, and how he remains persona non grata in an age when even the bitterest prodigal sons such as Bret “Hitman” Hart came back home for one last blaze of glory in the WWE.

Rest in peace, Macho Man. The madness will never die.

We are all Savages.

Tragic. Stomach-churning. Seasick.

Twitter was all abuzz yesterday afternoon with reports of a lady dentist, identified by DZMM and the Philippine Daily Inquirer as Dr. Mary Ann Magtoto, 34, who fell to her death from the 6th floor of the Shangri-La Mall all the way down to the Grand Atrium carousel level on the 2nd floor.

Photograph (c) 2010 by @NeilParas

This happened shortly before 4 in the afternoon on the 1st of July. She was pronounced dead on arrival at the Medical City.

Some people say it was a suicide; others say she was pushed, or that it was an accident. I still haven’t seen any definitive explanation on this, but the point of the matter is that someone who was part of someone else’s lives a day earlier just isn’t anymore.

Apparently, Shangri-La mall continued operations after this incident (wouldn’t want to miss out on the Twilight and Zara sale crowds, huh?), although the Atrium was closed off to the public.

Photograph (c) 2010 by Maria Almendras

I love this mall, but I swear to God my balls are always in my throat every time I take their two-story-spanning escalators hanging over a five stories of empty air. I’m surprised incidents like this don’t happen more often – although I do hear urban legends of a man who was installing some sort of Christmas decors or tarps high up over the Atrium slipping and going splat! down by Haagen-Daaz.

Rest in peace, Doc. I was never a very big fan of dentists, but I have always been a tremendous fan of human life.

Photograph (c) 2010 by @maitecaliente

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Tita Cory, I was starstruck the first time I met you. You had presence, you had magnetism, you had charisma – and now, you have eternal peace.

We will always remember you. Thank you for giving us the world we know now.

Vaya con Dios.

It was too loud, and he couldn’t stay properly dead.

“You aren’t dead,” Angel whispered to Rob. “At least not permanently.”

Rob attempted to pry his eyelids open. It was as difficult, he decided, as trying to wrestle open a Pullman loaf sandwich glued shut with cheap peanut butter.

“What do you mean by not permanently?” he muttered back, his voice catching in his throat.

I’m an angel now, Rob,” Angel smiled. “God thought it was cute that my parents named me Angel, so he turned me into a real angel, just for now! I can bring you back, you know.”

“It’s a good thing your folks hadn’t named you ‘Chunky Potato Salad’ then,” Rob winked. “But anyway. I don’t mind dying now.”

“Why not?” asked Angel, her newly-shorn angel bangs flapping sadly down over her brow. She looked, Rob concluded, rather majestic. “Is that a macho boy thing you’re trying to impress me with?”

“No, Angel,” Rob replied. “I just remembered it was my dad’s brand new Kia Pride I wrecked. He’ll kill me anyway. Take me away. Now na.”

“Alright,” said Angel sadly. “I really will miss you though.”

“I’ll miss you too, cute stuff. You always did have a hot ass,” Rob said, his eyes drifting slowly shut.

(This story really has no point. I just spent the last six hours slaving over this drawing, and just wanted to put it in some sort of logical context, no matter how silly.)

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