Confeermed three things after this thorough ass-whipping by the lovely and talented Celine Lopez, who was wearing a Diane Von Furstenberg original dress and Steve Madden stilettos as she beat me three straight times at Timezone basketball:
- MDJ cannot play ball to save his life, and is therefore that much less of a man.
- Celine on the other hand is an excellent player who is a certified expert in shooting grubby orange balls into little holes.
- MDJ is a true gentleman, who always allows the ladies to beat him at manly sports so they can feel better about themselves.
However, as Sunny Dumayas so sagely said, losing to girls doesn’t count, ergo, Celine’s alleged 3-0 record against me is pure fiction, and we remain dead even at 0-all.
I remain, therefore, The Superstar.
Just for the record.
