I just wanted to post this picture from our teambuilding at Anvaya Cove last week to point out one fact:

With the proper angling and an artfully-placed foreground obstruction in a strategic location, my immense gut is nicely hidden, and all that’s left to admire are my ungodly arms.

I was also put in a very kinky situation over the course of the morning.

Have you ever tried bondage? I hadn’t before last week, but I really couldn’t say no to the cute morena staff member in vajayjay shorts who wanted to tie me up. I should have gotten her number. She’d had her way with me. I deserved to have had mine with her! An eye for an eye, right?

Was also very nice to be presented with an award from the regional team for prior efforts with my previous brand. It was a very nice plaque. Much better than Recto quality, I will concede.

Plus, it was quite nice to have evidence that not only are we incredibly gorgeous, we are very smart as well.

Anvaya Cove was a very nice place to have this two-day session away from the usual office environment. The food was excellent, the accommodations and facilities superb, and you cannot help but be in love with a place that features such an dominating phallic symbol as its signature landmark.