This review was originally posted on Technoodling.net, and looks much cooler on their bad-ass black template.

*****

Any technology geek worth his weight in Wired Magazine back issues knows this: The holiest of Holy Grails is the ability to seamlessly integrate the various doodads in one’s arsenal of gadgetry with the day-to-day minutiae of everyday living.

Some devices, such as Apple’s exquisitely-designed, exquisitely-tiny 6th generation iPod nano, need incredibly little effort to achieve this goal. At roughly 1.5-inches and just a hair over 20 grams – roughly the weight of two sachets of ketchup at your neighborhood Jollibee – this sleek anodized aluminum beauty was made to just go with you.

HEX (http://shophex.com), a recent entrant into Apple’s bustling accessory ecosystem with the vision of bringing “glamour to gadgets and substance to style,” believes they can take the iPod nano’s sublime “go-ability” to more joyous – and hopefully even more stylish – heights with its devastatingly cool new offering, the HEX Original watch band, which, as the name suggests, takes your iPod nano off of its precarious perch clipped onto one’s shirt or pants, and places it smack-dab on one’s wrist as a fully-functional watch.

Style Quotient

First things first – if you’re a watch enthusiast who favors the muted elegance of “real” complicated timepieces, then the HEX Original is not a product for you. Molded out of a single piece of premium silicone, it screams with the kitschy “toy watch” aesthetic favoured by today’s hipster crowd. And while available in such discreet colorways as black, white, gray, and even a translucent clear option, the real joy in the HEX lies in color-keying it with one’s iPod nano through its tastier palette options – sky blue, tangerine orange, lime green, racing red, or tulip pink.

I personally tend towards more youthful, sporty watches, so I have no issues with using my HEX-garbed iPod nano as a primary watch. People with more conservative tastes may feel otherwise however, and may want to explore using more subdued options from other designers – or even an ordinary nylon watch strap, if they so wish.

Functionality

It’s as easy as pie to pop one’s iPod into the HEX Original. It literally took me 8 seconds to do it the first time, and I found it to be a perfectly snug fit. They weren’t kidding when they described the watch band as having a “pop-in, pop-out” design. Those are the only four words you’ll ever have to keep in mind as you load it up with your nano.

The silicone sleeve itself sat flush against the nano’s screen, giving me confidence that my diminutive iPod would be well-protected even in the event of a light rainshower or a minor sandstorm – although the manufacturer is very firm in stating that it does not waterproof one’s iPod nano. Scuba divers be warned.

Practically the entire accessibility of one’s iPod nano is preserved, as the HEX is moulded with buttons that line up perfectly with the volume and power buttons on one’s iPod, with no drop in responsiveness. It also orients the iPod’s audio jack in a way that lets you discreetly snake your earphones directly up your shirt or jacket sleeve and out your collar for undercover music-listening pleasure – although lefties will want to wear the watch band with the clasp inverted if they wish to retain the same functionality on their opposite hand.

I did appreciate a thoughtful little touch that HEX invested on this accessory. When not in use, the hole punched out for the audio jack is covered by a silicone flap that seals seamlessly into the body of the watch strap and is held in place by a 1-centimeter nub that actually plugs into the jack, protecting it from infiltration by dust and moisture.

The one thing you do sacrifice however is the accessibility of your iPod’s proprietary 30-pin port, as the HEX’s design leaves it completely obscured. It was a minor inconvenience having to pop my iPod out of the strap every night when I wanted to charge it or update its contents, but given that this isn’t a particularly difficult or time-consuming task, it was an inconvenience I just learned to accept.

Build Quality

To be honest, I did have initial concerns with the build quality of the HEX Original. My first impression as I was taking it out of its box was that it felt very flimsy and light. I had been hoping it would feel sturdier, more substantial. In its virgin form, the watch band felt rather cheap.

The manufacturer however makes it a point to demonstrate the quality and toughness of the premium silicone that they use via a video demonstration. And it’s a convincing argument; as someone who tends to smoke with my arm hanging out of the car’s window as I race down the Skyway on my way to work, I never felt that my iPod nano was in danger of accidentally popping out and smashing against the freeway due to a less-than-perfectly-tailored fit.

Real World Practicality

Ultimately, I needed to road-test the HEX Original watch band under the most strenuous real-world conditions. One thing popped to mind: a three-day span at the gym, to see how it delivered on such practical considerations as comfort, durability, flexibility, non-intrusiveness, and overall “cool factor.”

(This is a product, after all, that includes being “too cool for school” as one of the key attributes on its feature page.)

My initial concern was that unlike traditional iPod arm straps that allow you to tuck it high up on your bicep, relatively out-of-the-way as you flail and stretch away on the treadmill or the bench press, the HEX would be constrictive, blocking the range of motion on my wrists as I sweated it out on the weights section.

This fear turned out to be unfounded. The HEX proved to be completely unobtrusive, although I did have to wear the strap one hole looser so I could slide it slightly higher up my wrist. I hardly felt as if it was there and, with some creative maneuvering of my earphones’ wire up my jersey, found that I could swing my limbs in any direction without having to be wary of disengaging the buds from my ears, or snagging the wire on some equipment. It was a joy being able to take a quick glance at my iPod on my wrist to check the time, or my progress on the nano’s built-in pedometer, instead of having to fumble in my pocket, or contort my neck in awkward positions to view it clipped onto my shirt front. The HEX Original places the iPod nano where it feels most natural and useful – perched on one’s wrist, instantly accessible, instantly controllable.

I even had a couple of fellow gym-goers walk up to me and inquire about my wrist-mounted iPod. The HEX Original watch band is unapologetically eye-catching yet innately practical.

Silicone is, of course, a non-breathable material, unlike other traditional materials that offer a bit more comfort, like neoprene. The obvious drawback was that my wrist felt gummier and sweatier as I progressed through my workout. At the end of my session, I had to take off the watch band to let my wrist “breathe.”

The upside to this is that the HEX Original is easily rinsable in soap and water without fear of spoiling its aesthetics, unlike neoprene armbands that seem to inevitably stretch or fray along their seams after multiple washings, not to mention absorb the stench of sweat and grime on a seemingly permanent basis. Athletes will love this accessory; I could imagine it being used in practically any non-aquatic, non-contact sport, with almost no trade-offs in performance or comfort.

Conclusion

HEX has truly come up with a joyful product that unleashes the 6th generation iPod nano’s potential for fun, while elevating its practicality and functionality to new levels. The vibrantly-colored range of HEX Original watch bands are undeniably cool, and despite a kitschy design aesthetic that may not appeal to all users, are dripping with more personality than most other third-party iPod nano accessories.

The company says they are committed to “bringing glamour to gadgets, and substance to style.” As far as I’m concerned, they have scored a solid slam dunk. Fun, function, fashion, and form – these are things that the HEX Original watch band promises, and even more strongly delivers.

What’s next? Maybe even world peace…


Price/Availability

PhP1,200 at Digital Walker or Digital Hub.

Likes

  • Genuinely “too cool for school” toy watch kitschy aesthetics, although it may be polarizing depending on one’s tastes.
  • Thoughtful engineering that preserves almost the entire functionality of one’s iPod nano, although lefties may need to exercise a bit of creativity.
  • “Pop in, pop out” design makes it completely painless to mount and dismount one’s iPod nano, yet keeps it firmly in place.

Dislikes

  • Build quality may seem flimsy and cheap upon first feel.
  • Premium silicone construction, while tough and resilient, may become progressively more uncomfortable on a humid day.
  • 30-pin port is not accessible when iPod is placed in the watch band.

So my Zee and I got invited to be part of a tiny little segment on “Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho,” which we immediately said yes to.

Not being much of TV nuts, we assumed not a lot of people watched it.

Turns out it’s consistently in the Top 10 of TV programs nationwide. Eep. But we did it, with the slant of “People who found love on Twitter.”

So here’s a bootleg video of mine & Zee’s 1-min of fame on Jessica Soho. Some production notes:

(1) It is not true the camera adds 10-lbs. It adds 40. FYI, I have abs in real life. 9 of them.
(2) They cut a lot of our cute chroma shots, i.e. kilitian, subuan ng ice cream, habulan sa bukid, etc.
(3) The pillow in front of my tummy was strategic – I want to be seen as a sex symbol on TV.
(4) Zee’s cheekbones are KILLER on TV.

Over my 8 year career as a marketing/advertising professional, I’ve produced a lot of TV campaigns.

A lot of them, I like a lot. Some others, I find very forgettable. Some were rooted in great insights, and resonated wonderfully with their respective target audiences. Others really had no emotional depth to them – dinaan lang sa production values, as some people would say.

There are a few I can’t find – mostly from the pre-YouTube era. I wish I’d hung onto them.

But anyway. Here are the campaigns I’ve done.

*****

1.
Lady’s Choice Sandwich Spread: “Isipin Mo Na Lang”

My first ever TV commercial, and perhaps the one I’m the most proud of. It’s a simple story with simple production values, but very charming and engaging nevertheless. Mommies told us they loved the material; it painted a picture of Lady’s Choice as “mom’s invisible hand in her kids’ lunchboxes,” giving her a bit of reassurance as they go off to eat the one meal of the day that doesn’t fall under mom’s direct supervision.

2.
Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise: “Sharon Cuneta’s Megadelicious Dip”

A lot of people said this was a poor choice of endorser; this was Ate Shawie still recovering from pregnancy-induced weight gain. “Why would you choose someone like that to sell mayonnaise?” they asked.

Simple.

Because she captures the simple joy of eating like nobody else does – no pretensions, no inhibitions, just pure sensuous satisfaction. We should all learn to eat the way she does. I love her.

It’s true that we had to provide a lechon for each shoot day – but it wasn’t all for her, and she deserved it. Shooting with her was like a fiesta – so professional, no bad takes, wonderful rapport with co-talents and production.

Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise  ”Endorsers”

Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise “Drama (30s)”

Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise “Drama (15s)”

Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise “Ikaw”

Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise “Balat Sibuyas”

3.
Lady’s Choice Mayonnaise “A Little To A Lot”

I don’t have a lot of memories on this material. I think we were midstream in transitioning the brand into a new positioning, but needed to capitalize on the key Christmas season.

I personally don’t eat a lot of macaroni salad. But some people do, and the sales we got over the duration of this campaign were astounding.

4.
Lady’s Choice Easy-Squeeze Bottle “Worms” 30s

The last TVC I made during my Unilever career, for one of the most fun innovations I got to do – the upside-down easy-squeeze bottle. I’m not a gourmet chef, by any means, but I do try to be artsy with my food in little ways, and this little commercial shows the liberation to create when you have the right tools in your hands – in this case, a wonderfully handy squeezable bottle to put a little personal flourish on the food one puts on one’s table.

5.
Royal Tru-Orange “Ilabas Ang Kulit”

My first ever TVC produced during my fabulously fun 2-year run in the advertising industry – a relaunch for the iconic Royal Tru-Orange brand, which had launched multiple legendary campaigns in the Philippines (RJ Ledesma’s “Joey” series, Francis M‘s “Ito Ang Gusto Ko”), but had fallen dormant in recent years.

The first material, “Battlebots” was incredibly stressful to produce. Direk Henry Frejas refused to rely on CG for the vendo robot – we actually had to create a real-life robot that could transform to and from its vendo and robot forms. What a headache. Each take required a 12-hour downtime to re-position all the parts back to their starting position. But it was well worth it. I can’t help but smile when I see that damn robot.

The follow-up material, “Bike,” was relatively easy to produce. We had a better grasp of what “kulit” meant in the eyes of tweens, and wanted to just have some fun with their very juvenile brand of humor.

This was the total opposite of “Battlebots.” Production was a breeze. Clients literally approved the offline and online materials in 10 minutes. Ganyan ang gusto ko!

6.
IAMNINOY “Glasses”

I am proud of this particular material not only as an advertising professional, but as a Filipino citizen. The Benigno S. Aquino Foundation had one simple objective – create a new breed of self-starting heroism in this country. I think the ad delivered.

As random trivia, please note how MDJ Superstar was the only one allowed to deliver one complete sentence in the entire material. Oh, the perks of being the Account Director on the project…

7.
Eden “Recipes” Series

Our challenge to the creative agency, JWT, was to present a creative way on how to make a recipe instructional TVC in a span of just 15-seconds per material.

Did they deliver? I think so.

8.
Tang Pick & Go “Tang Goes To School”

I came onto this project mid-stream, when the storyboards had already been essentially approved, so my involvement here was mainly on the production side. I love working with kids, despite the DOLE limitations on how many hours per day they can shoot. And of course, the lead talent Xyriel Manabat, was a joy to work with. What an adorable kid.

9.
Tang Pulpy “Operation”

We told Ogilvy, the creative agency, give us a spectacular launch material for a first-of-its-kind innovation! Make it Spielberg-esque, but with a Peque Gallaga budget!

And they did.

* – Also of note, with this material, I have now officially worked with 3 of the 4 directors who did the 2010 Ad Congress “Ano Sa Tingin Mo” series. This was an AF Beaniza material, while I’d gotten to work with Henry Frejas on Royal Tru-Orange, and Carlo Directo for the prior Pick & Go material.

*****

I’m missing three key campaigns on this list, but I guess the fact that they aren’t on YouTube is very telling…

These are not my pictures – just some images of the Newman Goldliner bus explosion along EDSA Buendia Northbound which I saw on the MMDA official Twitter account.

What is happening in this country?

Am not an incendiary expert, but it looks like there’s no fire damage inside the Newman Goldliner bus, judging from the very “clean” looking interiors. It seems to be a very tight, focused concussive force that punched out the right front windshield and the window located mid-way down the body, where Director Nicanor Bartolome of the National Capital Region Police Office (NCRPO) says the explosion occurred.

EDSA Northbound from Ayala to Buendia is reported to be closed indefinitely.

Tragic for those who have died or been injured – according to ABS-CBN News, the numbers so far are 2 dead, 15 injured.

I hope this is not part of some wider destabilization effort.

But Vice President Jejomar Binay says there’s a strong indication this may have been from some kind of bomb.

Crazy. Scary. Sad.

Interesting observation shared by the Philippine Daily Inquirer’s Dax Lucas on his personal Twitter account: Do terrorists celebrate Aquino family bdays? Today is birthday of Tita Cory. Last bus bombing on Edsa was on Kris Aquino’s birthday.

Once I upon a time, I like to think I was a cool, suave, sophisticatedly macho piece of man-meat, all swagger and fireworks and baby oil.

That was until I met my Zee. She transformed me. I’d like to think it’s for the better, but I will say this: All of my machismo points have gone flying out the window like a plate of rancid sodium-free margarine. Instead, I’ve transformed into a mushy puddle of googly-wah.

But you know what? I don’t mind. She melts me, and I adore her. More than I’ve ever adored anyone in my life.

She makes me so happy. I have a tendency to take myself (and life) too seriously, and being with her helps me see the joy in simple things. We’re like two silly little kids when we’re together; even after five months things are still so fresh and new and magical.

Our weekend adventures are legendary, like this one time we tried to cook crabs we’d bought at Salcedo Market…

It’s hard to enumerate the things I like best about her. There are too many.

And so I got to thinking – I wish we’d known each other back in the Friendster days. I wish we could have left each other testimonials. I don’t know what she would have said about me back then (“ZOMGZ I loooove your undercut!! Looks AMAZING with your Hawaiian shirt!”), but here’s what I would say to her after five magical, wonderful months with her.

*****

My Zee is the bestest girlfriend in the world. She’s gorgeous, funny, sweet, thoughtful, and her tummy makes the nicest fluffiest pillow and she gives the bestest hugs. But more than that, she inspires me to be a better man. Her strength, courage, and resilience were the first things I knew about her, and remind me that I need to be all these things for her too.

She takes the best care of the people that she treasures, with no pain, with no limits. She cooks the best lechon paksiw, cheese omelettes, bacon, and garlic rice (even though her crepes need a bit more work), and gives the nicest backrubs I’ve ever known. Seeing her smile is enough to turn around all the heartache of a crappy day, and hearing her laugh reminds me that there is still so much beauty in the world to live for. I could gaze into her eyes forever.

And she never asks for anything in return – for someone who gives so much of herself, she is so unselfish in what she wants back. This teaches me to be unselfish too, to give all that I have to give, because that’s what you do when you love someone.

She makes me believe in myself. She makes me hope. She makes me believe in forever.

She only knows one way to love – completely, sincerely, and unconditionally. And I hope she knows that I love her the same way too.

*****

I love you, my peanut. Happy 5th monthsary.

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