“You’re A Good Superstar, MDJ!”
Where do you get your happiness? I grew up watching all the must-watch cartoons for any well-raised child of the 1980s – Japanese robot anime, Disney classics, and perhaps one of the most underrated animated films of all time, the Peanuts adaptations. I must admit it was disconcerting hearing Snoopy’s voice (didn’t he always communicate … Read more
A Zero-Sum Game in the World of Personal Fashion
There are two girls I know, for whom I would love to arrange a co-habitation weekend that would help them both tremendously. One is all glitz and glamour, flash and pizzazz, death in high heels with a micro-mini, incredibly tight sweaters, immaculately blowdried and tinted hair, and enough makeup to make an SM Sta. Mesa … Read more
Two Limericks on Strength & Length (Inspired by our Beach Getaway)
MDJ is rock-solid and strong. He lifts folks on his back all day long. When people need strength Or prodigal length With MDJ, they can’t go wrong. ***** They buried MDJ in the sand. In futile efforts to demand That he hide his big johnson Which girls dream of siring sons on. But he … Read more
Culture Clash #424: Elmo Monster Meets Andrea Bocelli
Culture AND furry muppets. How could life get any better than this? Cheers to whoever realized that pairing Elmo the Ambiguously Gay Monster with Andrea “The Italian Stallion” Bocelli would be a brilliant move. And in the bedroom, no less. I like how Andrea Bocelli begs Elmo to hug him and kiss him, while gently … Read more
The Devil Made Me Do It (Why SUV's Are Evil)
They say that power corrupts, and that absolute power corrupts absolutely. That seriously needs to become the key insight behind the next major advertising campaign for any obscenely expensive, gas-guzzling SUV seeking to make a splash on the market, particularly since things seem to be ramping up already for the next Philippine presidential campaign. Let … Read more
