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Like Father, Like Son

March 12, 2010

This is my favorite picture of my dad. It’s from a speech he gave before the Asian Federation of Advertising Associates at one of their conferences in Seoul years and years ago.

People who have had the privilege of seeing him speak in public say he was a powerful presence – full of fire, and thunder, and passion, and fury. He inspired people, he made them believe in him, he made them buy into his ideas. I suppose that’s why he was such a great ad man.

I suppose that’s why I try to talk like him, or at least the way I remember how he used to talk, even though it’s painful and difficult for a boy as shy and introverted as I am. He made people believe. That’s something I’d like to be able to do too.

Was Googling his name again. Here’s something I found about him, written by a man named Romy Virtusio.

Another Tony was de Joya, the Tony de Joya. An original, sui generis. Like Lenny, Tony made his mark in advertising (Lenny and Tony worked together early in their careers, in an ad agency), but fancied himself a PR person as well. Many of AMA’s (the agency he founded and owned) campaigns for Nestle were PR-orientated, as well as its work for JETRO (Japanese External Trade Organization). Tony always had the big picture in mind, what a campaign or project can do for Client, and also for the country. Nobody talked like Tony–he was precise, forceful, charming and rather hard to stop. In PR, Tony was one of those who organized the Asean Confederation of PR organizations. The likes of Tony de Joya do not occur frequently.

I don’t know why I’ve been thinking of Papa a lot lately.

I suppose I need guidance.

Almost 15 years after he passed away, he’s still my inspiration.

I didn’t even realize that the eyeglasses I picked out at random on one of my little shopping trips abroad were almost exactly like his. I wonder if that means Papa is passing on his vision to me?

On Homosexuality, Evolution, & Skinny Jeans

March 11, 2010

Human beings adapt to environmental stimulus; it’s called evolution.

 With this in mind, I would like to consider the implications of today’s fashion on the genetics of certain social subcultures.

I believe that 200 years from now, all gay men will have small pee-pees. Why? Because of the way they squeeeeze themselves into such tight pants…

It’s called evolution.

Hipsters, take this as a warning.

An Afternoon With The Virgin Nerdling Horde

March 6, 2010

Look, I know how low my unabashed geekery places me on the Social Hierarchy of Coolness (SHoC). Comic books & pro wrestling have never been hot topics to start a pick-up attempt at a club. I’ve never been any good at small talk, which is why in my opinion I make a horrible first date.

Case in point, Kaken will never let me forget how my absolute first line to her ever was, “Uhm.. Your sister is really hot!

Thank god I was blessed with such stunning chiseled good looks, otherwise I’d have no game whatsoever.

But there’s one breed of geek that I’ve always believed falls even lower than me on the SHoC, and that’s Magic: The Gathering players.

Seriously, how do you expect to impress girls when your alleged trashtalk consists of such flaccid utterances as, “Mindsludge.. For TWOOOOOO!”, “Behold! My Blanket of Night!”, or “Bow down!! Bow down to my Coalition!”

(This is exactly the smack I’m listening to right now as I sit in Bo’s Coffee smoking my very cool cigarette while wearing very fashionable corduroy trousers and a stylish fedora.)

My friend used to joke that if you wanted to wipe out the Philippine virgin population, all you had to do was plant a pipe bomb in a branch of Neutral Grounds on a Saturday afternoon. And it’s true, you know; the only sexual experience that the hordes of pimply RPG/card-playing nerds that populate the place have ever had consists of blue-haired Japanese anime girls being violated by alien tentacles.

And don’t get me started on how RPG’s are cool because Vin Diesel is a Dungeons & Dragons nut.

Vin Diesel playing D&D doesn’t make it cool. Vin Diesel can play D&D because he drips with so much coolness he can do whatever the damn hell he pleases.

True story: one of Magic nerdlings’ cellphones just rang. Its ringtone: the opening theme of Final Fantasy Tactics. Of course.

Fucking nerds.

Now excuse me while I go back to reading my new issue of Wizard Magazine…

A Smoker’s View of Sucat

March 6, 2010

Anvaya Adventures with the Superstar

March 3, 2010

I just wanted to post this picture from our teambuilding at Anvaya Cove last week to point out one fact:

With the proper angling and an artfully-placed foreground obstruction in a strategic location, my immense gut is nicely hidden, and all that’s left to admire are my ungodly arms.

I was also put in a very kinky situation over the course of the morning.

Have you ever tried bondage? I hadn’t before last week, but I really couldn’t say no to the cute morena staff member in vajayjay shorts who wanted to tie me up. I should have gotten her number. She’d had her way with me. I deserved to have had mine with her! An eye for an eye, right?

Was also very nice to be presented with an award from the regional team for prior efforts with my previous brand. It was a very nice plaque. Much better than Recto quality, I will concede.

Plus, it was quite nice to have evidence that not only are we incredibly gorgeous, we are very smart as well.

Anvaya Cove was a very nice place to have this two-day session away from the usual office environment. The food was excellent, the accommodations and facilities superb, and you cannot help but be in love with a place that features such an dominating phallic symbol as its signature landmark.