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Looking for something interesting to do next Tuesday evening, September 21st?

Please see below for a write-up on the Philippine premiere of the award-winning documentary on advertising creativity, “Art & Copy,” which was screened at the Sundance Film Festival.

I’m watching the 930pm screening at Greenbelt 1 (although there’s a 730pm as well). If you’d be interested in watching, you can see contact details at the bottom of the writeup. Tickets cost P750 each, and proceeds will go towards a worthy cause.

Disclaimer: I’m not affiliated with the organizers, but have been hearing wonderful things about this film from my friends in the ad industry.

Hope to see you there.

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Original link as it appears on the Adobo Magazine website.

The Philippine Premiere of Award-Winning Ad Documentary “Art & Copy”

The Philippine premiere of award-winning ad documentary Art & Copy to benefit the Amazing Grace project

PHILIPPINES, SEPTEMBER 2010 – The acclaimed documentary film Art & Copy, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival, will have its official Philippine premiere on September 21 at Greenbelt 1 Cinema 2. Two screening times have been set, 7:30PM and 9:30PM, to give a bigger audience access to this year’s must-see documentary.

Art & Copy is directed by Doug Pray, who is known for his documentary films about American subcultures and maverick characters–“SURFWISE,” “SCRATCH” and “HYPE!” Among the admen appearing in the film are Lee Clow, chairman and chief creative officer of TBWAChiatDay, who was behind the Apple “1984” commercial and also helped create campaigns featuring the Energizer Bunny and the Apple iPod; Mary Wells, a pioneer in many respects and creator of the iconic “I Love New York” campaign; and George Lois, mastermind of the Esquire magazine covers in the 1960s and the original Mad Man who made a generation say “I Want My MTV”.

Two pairs of respected names also discuss creativity: Dan Wieden and David Kennedy, founders of Wieden+Kennedy, who gave Nike its “Just do it” slogan; and  Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein, who lend their name to the shop Goodby, Silverstein and Partners,  and are best known for their making milk sexy with the “Got Milk?” campaign.

Proceeds of the screenings will go to the The Amazing Grace Fund to help defray the hospital bills  incurred by the late Grace Marci during her battle against leukemia and uterine cancer. Grace was strategic planner at BrandLab and former Creative Director of Lowe Jakarta and Lowe Manila.

As Grace loved art with a passion, her friends and colleagues have launched the Amazing Grace online auction website with paintings and photographs by noted artists, as well as rare items, at attractive prices.

For tickets to the Art & Copy screening, contact Shirley Marcaida at 09178665496, 894-1805 or shirley.marcaida@brandlab.com.ph. To see the auction pieces and to bid online, visit www.amazinggrace.ph.

I’d like you to meet Xyriel.

Not Momay.

Not Agua. Not Bendita.

She lost her lunchbox.

Tragic.

Imagine her starving slowly during the course of the school day. Weakening. Withering. Wobbling weakly to and fro, as all around her, kids pumped full of good, healthy baon frolic freely under the morning sun.

Doesn’t it break your heart?

I wonder what’s inside. I wish I could give her something to drink…

Visit www.MyLostLunchbox.com to help.

I was never “that guy” growing up.

I suppose that’s one of the things that hits you when you’ve lived your life as a fat, sweaty, socially-inept boy – you’re never comfortable enough in your own skin to go out and hunt down the girl of your dreams. I swear to God I did not speak to a girl my age until I was in second year high school, and even then I wasn’t exactly the Sultan of Sexy.

I worked hard on my body, like hell I did, and even though I was sculpted like an only-slightly-porky Samoan Adonis, I still didn’t know how to sucker woo girls enough to be into me.

Here’s how awkward I was in trying to make conversation – before making a phone call, I needed to draft out a list on yellow pad of several possible topics to pepper the dialogue with: Are you going to the soph night? What do you think of the new Peter Andre CD? Which branch of Blowing Bubbles is your favourite? Which Backstreet Boy gets you wetter, Kevin or Nick?

And on and on and on.

As you can probably imagine, I was not a spectacular hit with the ladies. We’d often hang up after ten minutes. There’s only so much you can do when your responses amount exclusively to “Umm, hehe, cool,” and “Err, haha, yeah.” I think that’s why I found porn so magical. It never rejected me, and only occasionally made me feel bad about myself.

I came across this interesting survey by Axe Body Spray recently. One ginormous headline jumped out at me:

77% of Filipinas wish their men were more unpredictable.

Great, I thought to myself. I’m Mr. I-Script-Out-Every-Conversation. My idea of unpredictable is wearing gray Y-fronts on a date instead of the usual bacon-gartered tighty-whities. I like routine. I like being comfortable, and I like knowing what comes next. That’s probably why I can’t take watching competitive sports live; I hate the suspense of not knowing how things will turn out, and will only watch WWE pro wrestling because I know it’s scripted.

I suppose I do need to rattle my own cage once in a while, and surprise my lady friends a little more often. That’s probably why I love the concept behind the new Axe Twist Deodorant Body Spray – it’s the first ever man-scent that actually evolves the way it smells as the night goes on. In an exclusive one-on-0ne interview that may or may not have occurred between MDJ Superstar and Alexandre Freile, a French perfumer and Axe Twist collaborator, I was told that “[it] bears a scent of fresh citrus and gradually changes to the smell of sandalwood.”

I can smell like both calamansi and sandals in one night? I exclaimed to myself. That’s even better having a library with many books, and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany! Sign me up for that stank, and some sweaty-hot monkey sex!

I found the TV commercial on YouTube. It’s very clever, like all Axe commercials are.

I’m sure you all think Axe is very plebeian. Well, MDJ Superstar hates to brag, but I actually got a flock of nubile underage Cebuana professional models to not only make eye contact with me, but actually stand within an 8-foot radius…

New Axe Twist. It gets you laid, and occasionally even paid.

I expect that sometime in the future, QWERTY keyboards as we know them will cease to exist.

This we can blame on the ever-swelling culture of jejemonism in the Philippines.

We all know how jejemons type and text – the endless stream of alternating cases, aberrant H’s and Z’s inserted at random, the single-minded drive to create the least efficient way of capturing the phonetics behind a word. It’s people like them who have been able to transform a simple, straightforward, plain vanilla “hi” into an eyeball-mauling “heL0WHzzz p0WhZzzZz!11!!1 Jejejeje”

(Sounds like an asthmatic Pampagueno bumblebee, if you ask me…)

Repulsive as they are, these jejemons need something to eat.

And I’m so happy to see that Regent has stepped up as the first ever jeje-sensitive snack food manufacturing company on the planet.

Introducing! The jejecake!

Jejemons need calories too, and this seems to be the most grammar-sensitive way to give them the saturated fat, artificial sweeteners and extenders, and over-processed carbohydrates that their brains feed on. After all, with a cake this rich in flavour and delight, who needs unnecessary baggage like vowels and grammar?

Regent’s new Sndwch Cke. Jejemon-designed, jejemon approved.

When you stab jejemons, do they not bleed? When you punch them, do they not cry? When you starve them, do they not die?

Let’s go get some chainsaws and a handgun and find out, friends…

P.S. I want to make Regent out to be a villain in this case, but cannot ignore that one of the largest multinationals beat them to the jejemon punch…

“Mtn Dew”? More like “Wtf did you dew”…

P.P.S. If you would like to send Regent your opinion or drop a harsh curse word or two, you can access the Sndwch Cke Facebook page right here.

A few months ago, I posted a little summary of who the top 20 overall advertising spenders were in Q4 of 2009. You can find it here.

Big headlines back then – despite being surrounded by the certified big guns of the FMCG world, i.e. Unilever, P&G, Nestle, Colgate-Palmolive, and Unilab, Manny Villar managed to artfully squeeze himself into the Top 20 with a jawdropping PhP1.3-billion pesos in advertising spend, based on rate card*.

(That’s roughly the equivalent of the total 2009 GDP of Tuvalu and Niue, by the way. I saw it on Wikipidia. Therefore it must be true.)

But that was six months ago.

The big question is – was Villar able to sustain his spending into 2010, leading up to yesterday’s national presidential elections? And how much did the front-running Noynoy Aquino spend?

I’ve got the answer.

Based on estimated rate card spending from AGB Nielsen, here’s how the Q1 advertising spend played out.

First headline: Yes, when it came to sustaining ad expenditures, Villar kept it up.

PhP1.23-billion advertising in Q1 2010.

Hard to envision that much money? It’s enough to buy roughly 1.5 kilos of rice for every single one of the 16-million Filipino households (or, if you’re a little bit more in a doting mood, roughly enough to get a one-piece ChickenJoy meal per household).

And he blew it all on advertising.

Put Q4 of last year and Q1 of this year together, and you’re easily looking at a bill of over PhP2.5-billion in a six-month span just to win a seat in Malacanang.

Makes you almost feel bad for the guy. Mainly because he lost is losing.

Second headline: Noynoy, on the other hand, had almost non-existent ad placements in Q4 last year – and it wasn’t needed, after all. With the passing of President Cory Aquino still fresh, he had an organic buzz going for him, and didn’t need to draw from his resources to play up his image even further.

But he was no small spender either. The AGB Nielsen reading above says that in the first quarter of this year, he still shelled out over half a billion pesos in advertising funds – even more than Coca-Cola, Smart, and PLDT each did!

I’m not quite sure where he got the money, but it quite possibly could have come from a garage sale involving Kris Aquino’s incredibly garish aluminum foil gold couch..

Final election results are still pending as of this writing, but it seems that Mr. Aquino has built up an insurmountable lead, despite just 1/5 the ad spend of Team Villar.

I wonder how this ties into this nice little article I found on the ABS-CBN.com website, which says, the Cojuangco/Aquino wealth depends on Noynoy’s presidency

But the most interesting number here is a very rough computation indicating the money-spent-versus-votes-achieved ratio for both men.

As of noontime today, Noynoy had scored about 12.6-million votes in the Comelec partial results. That works out to about PhP42 per vote, assuming PhP530-million spent in advertising.

Villar on the other hand is running at just 4.5-million votes. At PhP2.5-billion spend, that works out to a whopping PhP555 spent per vote.

It’s crazy. I don’t know what to say. Was that money well-spent, for both men?

What would you have done with the money, if you wanted to make a change?

* For those of you not familiar with media buying, “rate card” refers to the standardized rates published by the media networks for a standard commercial spot, although depending on negotiation skills and volume commitments, certain large advertisers may secure massive discounts off of rate card – therefore actual money paid out by each advertiser could theoretically be 50-60% lower than what is listed here.

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