So we all know that New Moon is pure adolescent sexual napalm.
With all the greased-up abs and sweaty, shirtless action scenes, it’s like watching a gothic Sweet Valley adventure ever-so-gently blended in with a Calvin Klein Spring/Summer underwear fashion shoot.
Francine Pascal would be so proud.
Sure, we get it, werewolves are outdoorsy; they like frolicking around in fields, slaughtering large helpless mammals for giggles, and bounding over streams and stuff, so of COURSE they’re going to be naturally buff and ripped and brawny.
And you have to admit, Taylor Lautner, the dude who plays Jacob, President of the Baby Oil Boys Club, is one Mr Fine Universe. He’s so pumped, even his abs have abs.
Except, as it turns out, in some of the movie’s collateral materials, they weren’t really his abs…
Nice Photoshop work, New Moon marketing dudes. If it weren’t for the little bit of tighty-whitey garter peeking ouf Jacob’s jeans’ waistband, I would have been forced to give you a grudging slow clap…
Spotted this on the PhotoshopDisasters blog. Those boys rule.
Hahaha! Photoshop fail!
Now this makes me wonder – were his abs CG’d for the movie?
“This! Is! Forks!”
IKR?? We know they touch up the complexion and cellulite and stretch marks on the female stars – I’m sure this is the male equivalent.