Culture AND furry muppets.

How could life get any better than this?

Cheers to whoever realized that pairing Elmo the Ambiguously Gay Monster with Andrea “The Italian Stallion” Bocelli would be a brilliant move. And in the bedroom, no less.

I like how Andrea Bocelli begs Elmo to hug him and kiss him, while gently caressing his rump. If Michael Jackson were this suave, his public image would remain intact to this day.

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