Pointless, manhour-wasting activity for the day: Identifying the height ranking of our accounts team.
In a stunning upset, MDJ Superstar stands the tallest.
I wish it’s something I could be proud enough about to include in my updated CV – but it really isn’t a magnificent feat when you stand just 5’8″, and work in an environment where the people around you stand an average of 5’3″ tall.
But just for the day, I can finally append one more stunning adjective to MDJ Superstar’s legendary roster of descriptors – statuesque.
Special props to our Petite Playboy Baby Boy OshKosh Dominguez, who, for the first time in his life, actually stands as the 4th tallest in a particular social group…
