The problem with being the only dude in a team made up of spoiled donya bratitas is that they push you around, send you to buy them coffee and vodka, and occasionally make furniture out of you.

MDJ Superstar would just like to go on record to say that when he started working out to build muscle that would attract beautiful women, he meant that in a sexual kind of way, and not to be made into a bench whenever Monobloc happens to be unavailable…