Who Is MDJ Superstar?

Stolen from Justin Ventura:

Here’s how it works:1.  Open your music player (iTunes, Media Player, Winamp, etc.).
2.  Put it on shuffle.
3.  Press “play”.
4.  For every question, type the song that’s on.
5.  When you go to a new quesiton, press the “next” button.
6.  Ready?  Let’s play! No cheating!! hehe!
7.  Send me THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE.

• Opening Credits:  Beastie Boys – Ch-Check It Out (Successfully establishes the fact that the life story of MDJ Superstar is bad-ass and most definitely not pansy-assed at all!)
• Waking Up:  Explosions In The Sky – Look Into The Air (I have never even heard this song at all, and cannot fathom what it’s doing on my iTunes…)
• The Big Move:  Paramore – Crushcrushcrush (This is the part of the movie where you start having nagging doubts about MDJ’s sexuality…)
• Falling in Love:  Devendra Banhart – Lazy Butterfly (Eminently acceptable…)
• First Kiss:  Ladytron – Black Plastic (The scene: A drunken tangle of limbs in the backseat of a ’67 Chevy parked behind 7-11)
• Fight Scene:  Belle & Sebastian – Act of the Apostle II (This is obviously a very long, slow, boring fight scene consisting solely of one well-placed 2×4 shot to MDJ Superstar’s very large nutsack, followed by his slow-motion collapse onto the floor) 
• Breaking Up: Lamb – Cotton Wool (Liek, OMFGZ! This is the first song that really works for me!)
• Getting Back Together:  Everything But The Girl – Love Is Strange (And HERE is when the movie reveals it’s shocking plot twist – MDJ Superstar is GAY!!!)
• Secret Love:  Beck – Loser (Argh. This hurts because it’s true!!!)
• Life’s Okay: Thievery Corporation – Samba Tranquille (Because anything set to Thievery Corp becomes okay!)
• Mental Breakdown:  Avenue Q – Special (Great. I had no idea I would have Lucy The Slut serenading my first schizophrenic attack…)
• Out Being Crazy With Friends:  The Gorillaz – Don’t Get Lost In Heaven (Our definition here of “out being crazy” is sneaking in an extra serving of juice at the Big Gulp station at 7-11 while nobody is looking)
• Driving:  Live – Selling The Drama (And my maximum speed apparently never exceeds 30kph in this movie of my life…)
• Flashback: Wicked – What Is This Feeling? (Learning for today – MDJ, you have entirely too much Broadway on your iTunes! Grow a pair, man!)
• Happy Dance:  Honeymoon – Phoenix (I will not argue with this)
• Regretting:  Eurythmics – There Must Be An Angel Playing With My Heart (At this moment, I am regretting having the gosh-darned Eurythmics on my playlist…) 
• Spending a Night Alone:  Jeff Buckley – Haven’t You (AMAZING.)
• Death Scene: Feist – Past In Present (Who wouldn’t want to have Feist singing to you as you die, preferably clad in a blue plaid miniskirt and no underwear?)
• End Credits:  Imogen Heap – The Moment I Said It (And here, we obviously end on a low note.)